I present you the truth.

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Oh and by the way I'm 18 now..

I'M A LEGAL MOTHERFUCKER, CHEERS MR. TORRANCE.

So last night after watching Charlotte Rampling in Twice Upon A Time (2006) on SBS I randomly decided to write a list of actors and actresses I would like to cast in my non existent film. This took a solid half an hour at 1 in the morning. But how can I cast a bunch of people when I don't even know what my non existent film would be about? I decided if anything I won't be doing anything horror related since my brain is not articulate enough to come up with an original "scary" plot. Respectively I decided to settle on a 70s inspired Ozploitaton film with tons of babes, action, muscle cars, guns and sex. I will tie in a little Japanese, Chinese and Western influence with the cast. Unfortunately this already sounds like a Tarantino film..

I won't be hiring any Australian actors. An Ozploitation film without any Australians? Pathetically ambiguous I'd say. Alright so here we go my main cast:

• Kimika Yoshino
• Romain Duris
• Sergio Goyri
• Jamie King
• Eva Mendes
• Michelle Rodrigeuz
• Wataru Shihodo
• Lindy Booth
• Benicio Del Toro
• 鄭嘉穎 Kevin Cheng
• Crispin Glover
• Eduardo Noriega
• Rose McGowan
• Chloë Sevigny
• John Saxon
• Morrissey (lol, I don't care what you say)

I was also considering of adding Lady Gaga on the list as the crazy cat lady or something, I actually think she would have a lot to offer on screen but yeah I thought about it again.. and no. Overall this list is what I had in mind last night, it could expand but this is only for fun and I honestly don't think some of these actors and actresses would really be suitable for the type of film anyways.

If I hosted Rage..

The question that's on my mind when I listen to my iPod is "Hypothetically.. what if I hosted Rage.." and what sorts of video clips I would play. So I thought "why not?". Viola! my playlist:

[ RRR RRR RRR RA RA RAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEE, RAGE]

Surp?

[ MGMT - Kids ]

[ SOCIAL DISTORTION - Don't Drag Me Down ]

[ THE SMITHS - How Soon Is Now? ]

[ BON JOVI - Livin' on a Prayer ]

[ RADIOHEAD - Karma Police ]

[ VAST - Flames ]

[ DEAD MAN'S BONES - Pa Pa Power ]

[ 30 SECONDS TO MARS - The Kill ]

[ COUNTING CROWS - Colorblind ]

[ THE LIVING END - Prisoner of Society ]

[ YELLOWCARD - Ocean Avenue ]

[ TOM WAITS - God's Away on Business ]

[ GRANDMASTER FLASH - The Message ]

[ WEEZER - Pork and Beans ]

[ A-HA - Take on Me ]

[ THE SMASHING PUMPKINS - The End Is the Beginning Is the End ]

to be continued.. (when I have time)

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I'm officially a high school graduate motherfucker and I feel liberated. Post-HSC has been exhilarating and in most cases satisfying. Although I refuse to get wasted, I would just like to remember and soak in every piece of memory of this time of my life. People does say it sucks to be 17 when you're that close to being able to do shit other underage people can't but hey I like my youth and you should too.

"We won't be seventeen forever, where we can get away with this tonight."

I read somewhere that this song was the epitome of eargasm, boy is it true. After Propane Nightmares this is my second favourite Pendulum song.

Even though the original song was not based on the Marvel comic book series it's still fucking awesome. Tony Stark and Black Sabbath? I don't know how it can get any better than this.

"You can't afford me"

I should be studying but I have to post this. This will probably be the best thing you'll ever watch, I'm a massive fan of the Exploitation genres and this is just heaven for me. Keep an eye out for the trampoline scene in Thanksgiving - if you don't cringe, I should be worried. WARNING NSFW.

I'm graduating high school in a few days time, it's bittersweet to be honest.